My Dad's response to his white co-workers making fun of his accent

White Co-Worker: That's not how you say it.
My Dad: But you knew what I meant so why do you have to make a big deal out of it.
White Co-Worker: Aww come on man, it's funny, lighten up will yah Nestor?
My Dad: You know I speak 5 languages, right? How many can you speak?
White Co-Worker: Just English
My Dad: Tell me something. What does a cow say?
White Co-Worker: Moo?
My Dad: That's right, the cows in my country say that too. You know why? They can only speak one language *walks away*
White Co-Worker: *sheds white tears*
sprinkleofglitr:

haitianderulo:

musicalmurderscene:


Dog: Hello koi!
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this just makes me happy for some reason.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST

For Jack

sprinkleofglitr:

haitianderulo:

musicalmurderscene:

Dog: Hello koi!

Koi: HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG!

this just makes me happy for some reason.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST

For Jack

(via that-shit-is-b-a-n-a-n-a-s)

Kidnapper: Get in the fukin van
Me: Oh ok cool
Kidnapper: Wut
Me: This is a febreze commercial right
Kidnapper: Wut
Me: Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh

THIS IS IMPORTANT

mother-machinegun:

GUYS TODAY MY GIRLFRIEND AND I WENT TO GOODWILL AND I FOUND THIS FUCKING CLOCK

IT WAS LIKE THIS CLOCK WITH BUTTONS YOU COULD CLICK AND IT CYCLED THROUGH WORDS AND FOR WHATEVER FUCKING REASON THEY INCLUDED THE WORD ‘NUTS’

LIKE

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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

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WHAT PURPOSE DOES THIS CLOCK FUCKING SERVE

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WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD FUCKING IDEA

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NOOOO

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THIS IS FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE

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we bought it.

(via twinkle-twinkle-little-fuck)

gavinofee:

when u rub ur eyes and forget you’re wearing eyeliner

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